Ahhh the million dollar question... how do I drink and not feel like I've been run over by a truck the next day??
Age old remedies from the Ancient Greeks, Italians and Mongolians recommended the delightful consumption of sheep's lungs, owl eggs, dried bulls penis's and even tomato juice combined with pickled sheep's eyes as a cure (could this have been the old school version of a bloody mary?).... either way, my answer is no to all of the above.
Unfortunately the chances of a hangover post a night on the booze is highly likely... and so far, there isn't too much evidence out there on speeding up the process of alcohol metabolism, however there might some things you can do before, during and after your night of dancing, to help minimise the pain.